Ignore this photo!

That’s just me, messing around in my neighbour’s garden, wearing what I think everyone should dress in this summer . . . but for serious fashion advice:

Macmillan’s My Kinda Book did a proper trawl: ‘The Rain fashion – guide to the high street‘

What I really hope is that someone, somewhere, is brave enough to post their own bin-bag/rubber-gloves catwalk pic . . .